I was so resistant to dating-on-line for so long but then, my best friend, Reg sat me down. She opened a bottle of wine and we began to create my profile. I had tried the previous year to write a profile and 3rd partied it out to my brother in law. It turned out he was too good a writer and liked me too much. I was just plain intimidating in all my greatness.
I am going to write about the dates, because it is so damn funny.